Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ingus: Episode 1]

meh

the animation was sharp visually,
though the whole 'random and
incoherent' sense of humor was
rather pathetic. how can you find
it funny when it doesnt even make
any sense at all.
score: **
MJ

[MGS For Retards]

lacking

not only was the animation less
then stellar, but the sense of
humor was not impressive either.
the whole raiden being gay joke
has been exploited so many times
and felt overly used in this...at least
you threw in a mini game to retain
your interest until the movie loads.
though even that felt awkwardly
made and uneven. in the end, it
just lacks substance or style that
other great mgs parodies have, yet
more imporantly...it wasnt funny.
score: **
MJ

[Salad Weebl]

poor execution

in an attempt to be "creative"
by rehashing two series into one,
it has failed. instead of being a
parody of both, its more like a
less then stellar episode of weebl,
but with the visual costume of salad
fingers. the idea wouldnt of been so
bad if it were more then an appearence,
and an actual parody.
score: *
MJ

[Trix:Complete Breakfast 1]

solid

i love the gritty twist you have
added to the characters, making
it up for a great parody. looking
forward to see what more dairy
product characters are featured...
great voicework too btw.
score: ***
MJ

[Objectionable Apparatus]

surreal

the random scenese and imagery
is very objectionable, whether it
was the intended purpose or if
there is a more complex meaning
to it, hidden under all its intricacies.
though im not going to bother doing
so, for i have a headache, as it is, just
looking at it. the visuals were smooth,
with a fluid like liquidness. just watching
it in motion is quite the impressive animation.
the dominant color palette theme of gold really
makes the black, oozy blood stand out more
for a creepy contrast. the forbidding music
adds more to the sense of fear and i get a
strong feeling like im watching "the cell"
again. overall it was damn subperb!
score: *****
kudos,
MJ

[Lovefist]

wtf

how ridiculous this was. the dialouge
and narrative, along with its sense
of humor was quite the oddball; like
a humorous attempt on sin city in
some ways. visuals were appealing,
but the characters even more so.
score: ****
kudos,
MJ

[A Very Short Western]

not too shabby

humor was decent, but the visuals
were sharp and very high end in
terms of quality.
score: ***
MJ

[Bleed: Vampire Awakening]

bloody satisfying

awesome, i think the series looks
great from a visual perspective
and the site needs more vampire
animations. otherwise, continue
to work on it and i hope to see it soon.
score: ***
MJ

[Tentacle Monsters]

solid

nicely done, quite different then
the batch of violent stick movies
that are out on front page lately.
the simplicity of the visuals were
highly appealing and those damn,
little, tentacle monsters were
charming. i still question the
choice of music, but what the hell...
overall, it was still entertaining.
score: ***
MJ

SWiTCH responds:

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[Maximum Ninja - 3]

violence please

ha, like it really needs a storyline.
its not like we watch it, just for the
dialogue and plot, if you even can
call it that. even the original madness
series just had the protagonist attempt
to kill jesus and friends. otherwise, the
begining was slow because of it, plus
the carnage didnt seem to out do its
previous incarnations. though i was
satisfied with the sub zero fatility move
of ripping the head and spinal cord out.
wait eagerly for the big, royal battle.
score: ****
kudos,
MJ