Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fatty Radio]

4 out of 10: horrible

No offense, but this cartoon wasn't that great. There was bearly any animation and the graphics could of been improved a bit. This episode didn't give me that much incentive to other fatty episodes if there are any. It was more boring then funny, some people are good at humor, but...it may not be for you though.
- mj

[F.N.F. #3 - Water Bubbly]

woot woot...can I get a woot woot

This was just awesome!!! Everthing was great about it, but I couldn't help to notice who your loading screen, wacky voicework, and sense of humor is very similiar to that creator of claveman? But when I checked your other submissions, I didn't notice that it was there? This could be a coincidence, but the similarities is uncanny. I don't mean that you aren't original, in fact you are, but I was just curious. Like how the characters have stubs for arms!
overall: 5 r
- mj

[(2004) Long Lost Brothers]

7.5 out of 10: good

Your series is one of the few that actually remains funny and doesn't lose it's appeal like *cough* Foamy the squirrel *cough*. It's your off beat humor that get's to me and your voicework is hilarious. I can somewhat see this in real life...anyway keep it up!
overall: 4 out of 5 r
- mj

[Coffee HOuse Propaganda]

whop dee do

Hmmmm...is this like the 50th Foamy cartoon. I haven't seen them all except for the last 5 and I can tell you...there getting old. It's humor is like left out bread...sorry for the dumb example...that will get old and stale overtime. The only thing that keeps it from getting rotten is it's charm and looks, otherwise style and graphics. I guess if the masses like repeative humor, then I guess they will keep on coming.
- mj
overall: 2 out of 5 r: nothing too new or intresting.

[The Ring - *FIXED*]

4 out of 10: bad

The only thing that was good about it was the sound, but otherwise everything fell short. If it's a parody, then should it be funny then? At least you fixed it!
1 out of 5 r
I reccomend that at least everyone goes out and see The Ring. It's the scariest thing I've ever seen and this is coming from a person who is a veteran at knowing what's supposedlly scary. It's not a run of the mill slasher horror, but a psycholligical horror. Some people find it boring and don't get it...thats because they don't know what horror truely is. Were only scared by what we comprehend.

[Ep 2: Dog V.S God]

7.7 out of 10: good viewing

It seems you took either my advise or someone elses on improving the graphics. However it seemed weird how the puppy fought back at god and didn't act natural about in the royal battle of satan. Personnelly I didn't find it that funny, maybe it's just me, but however...
Overall experience:
2 out of 5 r: nothing too new or interesting.
Comment: would have been higher, but your...so called humor...didn't appeal to me and that's what hurt the grade the most.
no harsh feelings - mj

[Mister Clown Head]

6.7 out of 10: okay

Not much to say about this because of it's shortness. I did however like how demented the clown was so kudos points for that raising it's score to a 7, but however that was just for viewing.
Overall:
2 ot of 5 r: Nothing too new or interesting
Comment: if it going to be short, it is going have to be sweet to make up for it.
- mj

AligatorHead responds:

yahahah

[Anitomica Returns]

8.4 out of 10: great

I hat stick fighting cartoons, but your's is so much more. It's random, icoherent madness that is visual eye candy. Though it was hard to tell apart which artist did what or did they only come up of what they wanted to happen and you animated it? In a army of relentless xaio xaio clones, which most suck, you did something unique that stands out from the rest. Since I love your style so much...I'm giving you all 5 r for style and adding you to my favorites. With your talent, try to make something different then sticks...I think it would be great,
- mj
Also liked the music that went with it!

[Pokémon: Unseen Episode]

7 out of 10: good

Not into pokemon spoofs because most of them suck. I noticed how this was on the homepage, so I gave it a try...and it was funny. Not hilarious, lol, giggling uncontrolably, side splitting, self urinating, or begging for mercy, but just...funny. So I gave it a okay rating of 6 out of 10 on humor. Just liked the idea of the grizzly bear, mother natures worst weapon, went medevil on pikachu and ash's ass. Like to see more from you,
- mj

[The Sandwich Shop Ninja]

Subway...eat fresh!!!

Loved how the ninja used all of his deadly killing skills...to make a sub sandwich...made me snicker at most. I still don't know what the easter egg is, I know this is probably a horrible guess, is it the snapple machine? Nevermind...that wouldn't make that much sense as to making the cartoon better. GRRRR...whatever, this cartoon was refreshing and original. I hope to see more from you,
overall: 3 out of 5 r: not bad! In fact...I liked it!