Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo Armageddon]

solid

i loved how much
similiar it is to the
actual game...though
as much as i enjoyed
watching it, i would
rather play it instead.
the graphics were dead
on and the british accent
of the worms too. the halo
twist was unique and seeing
master chief and the
convenant in chibi worm
size was appealing, also
including weapns too. though
it could of used more action
then the slow strategy pacing
...since we are just viewing it
as a movie.
score: ***
MJ

[Fun With Fire]

pyro stupidity

while on the subject
of people having no
common sense with
fire, my friends friend
set his leg on fire just
to see what would happen.
then he blames his friends
for why they didnt stop him,
then they reminded that he
told them not to...quite the
moronic veck eh?

as for the cartoon, it was
kinda derivative...then
again the rap about at
stop, drop, and roll was
somewhat worth it. not
too shabby of visuals
either.
score: **
MJ

TmsT responds:

Derivative? LOL it was "derived" from real events. Is that such a crime?

[Bloodsucker]

booyah!

nicely done! the graphics
were gorgeous, from the
awesome lighting to the
intricate detail in the
backgrounds and in
color. which captures
the mood perfectly for
the setting; sfx effects too.
great presentation in style
and in menu, loved the logo.
my only complaint is if the
main character or protaginist
is actually a character or just
a stick figure...it seems to be
a black, shadowy outline not
revealing too much about his
identity. the only reason it would
be bad is the fact on how much
you put attention into every other
facet of the flash, but leave the
characters as sticks?! just seems
out of placed when compared
to everything else if you know
what i mean. the action was
satisfying too, but the storyline
doesnt seem that entirely creative or new.
score: ****
kudos,
MJ

spacejelly responds:

this one lacked storyline in my opinion - the 2nd movie has story, AND drawn characters.

[Star Wars:Expendable Sith]

nicely done

i loved the style of
the caricatures. also
it was rather good
parody that pointed
out the fact of the
sith being THAT expendable.
never really realize that,
but it was humorous. also
the fact that there was
going to be a new sith,
but anakin magically
survived being burnt
to a crisp with no appendages
except his mechanical arm.
score: ***
MJ

[Anakin loves Padme]

solid

nice sense of humor.
the caricatures of the
cast looked and resembled
them astonishingly and i
enjoyed how it poked fun
at how much anakin loves
her too much. the voicework
for anakin when he was
melancholy was hilarious.
score: ***
MJ

[Zelda's PRIDE force]

makes sense now!

great sense of
humor that never
lets up. enjoyed the
anime-esqued facial
expressions with a solid
art style and not too
shabby of voicework,
making up for another
memorable zelda parody.
score: ***
MJ

[Cutethulhu]

hilarious!

i was questioning the
purpose this animation...
little anime girls that
were being cutesy
with each other over
a stuffed Cthulhu. then
it came together at the
end with HP Lovecraft
rolling in his grave...
though it is required
to at least be familiar
with his works in order to
understand the irony.
the animation was excellently
made with a professional
quality to it, plus the
voicework was adorbale
and further added to the
insanity.
score: ****
kudos,
MJ

[Drama In The Kitchen]

average

the ending wasnt that
creative, but it was
delightfully ironic.
the visuals werent too
shabby, but i have to
admitt that the menu
screen was very spiffy
in presentation. music
added to the light
hearted mood with
a uplifting beat.
score: ***
MJ