Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

6/10: not too shabby

Very uniqe characters with a lot of personality. Though they do lack any charm and aren't that humourous.
Visuals were great.
Vociework was awesome with clarity and personality.
Loved the fact that there were control options and the ability to email someone else, very interactive.
3/5
The story wasn't that creative and the humor wasn't the most original thing I've seen. The whole premise of the cartoon was how the miniature dog got jazz to come out of his ass. Even the way he got it seemed typical. Despite some weak areas, it was overall a good experience, very professional!!!
mj

[R_A_G_E]

5/10: meh

The essence of rage was perfectly captured.
Graphics weren't that great and felt like an eye sore.
Music was fitting.
The random incoherentcy got annoying and felt out of place, but understand what you were going for.
Really deep, takes at least a couple of times of watching to understand.
2/5
mj

Xenosteel responds:

I appreciate the decent review, you're right about the eye sore and all.. But the thing that covers for most of that is the impact the movie delivers

thanks for the review :)

[And M16's to the people!]

7/10: good

The disturbing thing is that might be true. Which is sad because we will be killing more of us then what we thought. Obviously you have gone out of your way to get the numbers straight and you have cleverly shown the downfault of M16 assualt rifle being legal. Hasn't bush already killed enough us citizens as it is? I guess the red neck conservatives of the nra just want to play with their "toy" guns.
Not that much into political cartoons, but the graphics were great and loved it's use of shadow and cartoon colors. Reminded me of joe cartoons style.
3/5
mj

[Punch'd (2004)]

5/10: meh

The intro was cleverly made and mimiced that of punk'd. Very pleasnt to look at and very stylish.
This was just for the intro though...
The rest was subpar and made fun of the show prefectly, but didn't appeal to me.
Humour was uncreative and didn't feel unique as some titles on this site.
2/5
mj

[Phantasmagoria]

3/10: ugly

In order of appearence and the 1st thought that popped into mind...
-looks nice, but wait...
ugh
-awful
-meh
-zoloft colck!
smooth animation
break dancing?!
-atrocious
-wtf
-ok
-*yawn*
-very dark
awesome
-unique
clever animation
noir :P
-*sigh*
Too bad it was more bad then good. Most of them weren't unqiue as some of the clever titles on here and most had horrible visuals.
Also since this cartoon was perfectly on scale with the rating, the 3 quality cartoons make up those 3 scores out of possible 10.
2/5
Would of been lower if not were those 3 awesome shorts in it.
mj

SeizureDog responds:

Interesting way to review it. I like it :)

Well, sorry that you didn't like most of them. But hey, at least mine was one of the "awesome" ones! ;)

[Stinky's Office Hi-Jinx]

6/10: not too shabby

The look and feel of it was definetly unique. Loved the comic book style of it the best.
Voicework was exceptionally good.
Music did get annoying in some parts and seemed out of place.
Humor was uncreative and bland.
Very interesting to say the least.
Also bizarre, not as great as office space though! :P
3/5
Not bad at all!
mj

[Death Knight Parts 1 & 2]

8/10: booyah!

I was impressed!
That was actually pleasent to watch and the humor was very original.
It's style was unique and the characters had a lot of personality in them.
Voicework was top notch and added more to the character.
Graphics and animation weren't that great, but got obviously better in 2nd half, but still needs some work though.
4/5
Nicely done indeed.
kudos,
mj

[Smiley Fairy]

9/10: subperb

Awesome!!!
I love a dark noir every now and then, especially from you, the master of noirs! Despite it being highly disturbing, it actually had a positive effect in the end. So that's why they call him smiley fairy?! :P
5/5
The best 10 sec short ever! You had unique animation with suberp style.
kudos,
mj

[Pixie Blues -extended-]

9/10: subperb

Yeah it was short, but who cares!
This makes up for all of the crappy and lengthy animations on this site.
Loved it's realisitic take on mystical genre, rather then cutsy crap.
Animation was awesome, visuals were great and loved the use of colors especially. Can't stress that enough in my reviews because cartoons need vibrant, cool, and refresing colors to make it apealing visually and to not become an eye sore!
Very unique characters that are packed to the brim with personallity and flavor!
Professional quality that deserves attention and not be overlooked by hype of other overated titles. If this doesn't get on homepage, it deserves the underdog award! This cartoon is soOOo out of newgrounds league.
Thanks for making my day!
5/5
kudos,
mj

Lambi responds:

WHoa, thanks ofr all that! Especially the whole 'out of newgrounds league' and made my day' bit you wrote! YAY! what a cool review!!