Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[~XnC~]

4/10: bad

My review stays the same as before, why? Because you did absolutly nothing to make it better then before, so why should I? It's the smae cartoon, but with a couple rehased, extra features that didn't sound appetizing. Usually I like to put a lot of thought into my reviews, but seeing that I already have, their is no point in doing it again.
1/5
mj

[MrChocobo Jam #1]

4/10: bad

Save your time just by only watching the one done by meightydein. That's the only one that had style, good graphics, and smooth animation. The rest are uterly pointless and short. Too bad I had to grade the cartoon as whole which brought down the overall grade. Meightydien, ditch the others and make your own work, seriously. The rest are poorly drawn, not that well animated, and most of all, not funny. Hate to be harsh, but I'm telling it as it is. It seems alot of people are into pointless animation, so I guess they have to make it for the mindless masses then.
1/5
mj

DAIRYDOG responds:

Strange, so what you're saying is that if I had put LESS in the movie you would have given it a higher score? Strange, that doesn't sound fair.

[To push or not to push]

6/10: not too shabby

It was short and not exciting. The face expression were however funny and I liked how the kid couldn't hold still for more then a momement, either hyper active or a.d.d. The end seemed typical of course, but the music added a nice touch to it. How often do you here jazz (smooth not frentic) with an animation, not that much I can say.
2/5 rating: liked the color palette the best.
mj

[Tactical Diplomacy III]

8/10: great!

It was a professionally done cartoon. Meaning that it looked exactly like a dvd, but in flash format. It had trailers, bounus and deleted scenes, poster work, etc. I thought the amount of quality was high, espicailly in the weapons detail. The movie itself was our ordinary, run of the mill, typical, cliche, action thriller. The backgrounds could of used a little more work in detail and at times the characters had their rough spots. Though, despite it was flawed, it's amount of quality in it's presntation more then makes up for it.
4/5 ratings: the scene were the power cut's out and all you see is gun fire was the only original concept in there. The guy with the 2 golden pistols wasn't that bad either.
kudos,
mj

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.2]

9/10: subperb

That was a hella lot better then 1st! This cartoon series is original in all aspects, visual, humor, style, etc. For some reason the intro song was oddly addictive to listen to and was perfect for starting it off. I'm the type of person that is hard to impress in humor, but this one got to me, especially the scene were david was dressed up as link. It wasn't that that was funny, but what he said and how he acted just got to me every time. All of the characters have thier own personallity and kinda remind me of me and my friends. Also the ending spoof of butterfly effect was great!
5/5 rating: instructional videos are funny!
kudos,
mj

[Holy Sword]

6/10: not too shabby

I thought that the characters were really unique in thier own sense of style and I like the scene at the end were it it just their shadows or darkend figures et against a orange background. The animation could used a bit of work and the graphics were subpar. The sounds were okay, but seemed cliche. Also you used too many shinobi references and it would be cool if you did something different with the genre of ninjas. Also, what was up with the fight scene were he literaly thumped the creature on the head then blocked and repeat again. It wasn't that much of an amazing fight.
3/5 rating
mj

SamurEYE responds:

well, i now i didnt do such a great job, and ill improve. but you know, shinobi's not the only ninja that does stuff like that....

[SBC Mail - 1]

8/10: great!

Wow, this was actually made by the original strawberry clock. The creator of all things clocks?! When I 1st got into this site, I really didn't care for clocks and I really didn't get how there are som many of them. Do people just wake up, have a couple of blue berry pop tarts, have some oj, and then declare that they will be a (insert any item of choice) clock? Or dou you guys actually belong in a community of clocks? It is so confusing, but I could really care less. What makes this cartoon so cool, despite having the uber strawberry, is it's qurky humour. I just liked how straw b bounces around like an hyper active toddler that just had all of the kindergartender's class treats during bed time, where every one was suppose to be a sleep. You sneaky devil, you! Also the show seemed to be more about the fight between straw b and bana lock at the end. Which makes it even more funny because it strays off what the show is suppose to be. Also, straw b just read like 2 letters? The animation was slick and bouncifully chubby. The graphics were cartoonish and pleasing to the eye, and I like the color palette the best. Between the anticlock clock show and this, both are one of my fav clock shows that I'm looking for.
5/5 rating: the legendary straw b clock?!
kudos,
mj

Kazzar responds:

ummm, this isn't the orriginal strawberry clock. just a fan of the clock crew. I'm actually the blob clock, the green guy who dies. but thank for the good rating. and i am not taking credit for our king. no no no no. not sbc. sorry though.

[Edds LegendOf Zelda(2004)]

4/10: bad

Hmm, the best way to describe this is it's score.
2/5 rating: nothing too new or intresting
The only thing good about this animation was how awesome gandor was drawn. Too bad none of the characters were as impressive as he was. The animation and graphics could of used a lttle work and the music over time got obnoxious. Also, what's up with the overly used slow mo. I've seen it about 10 times this week. The authors comment added a nice touch, but was overlooked because at time I was trying to watch the cartoon rather then read and to miss a beat of the action. The agian, I guess author comments are meant for a 2nd viewing, but there isn't much here to give me an incentive to replay.
mj

eddsworld responds:

well, this was a first for me.

[MY legend of zelda]

6/10: not too shabby

Nothing was really too surprising or interesting, but it had it's momements. I liked how you perfectly captured link doing regualur business in the game, but in the cartoon however, seems like a raging kleptomaniac. The expression on his face was funny and how the music came up when link was near was hilarious, it was so enthusastic and happy. Of course the graphics and animation weren't horrible, but not necessarily the best. I don't know if that was intentional or part of it's style. Either way, this was a unique spoof that had some longevity to it.
3/5 rating: I'm glad that you drew your own characters instead of using the uncreative and unoriginal stick figures or sprites, which have been used way to many times before.
mj

RogerregoRRoger responds:

WEll i never intended to be the best, just to people stop saying that the graphics were EXTREMELY crappy, which i seem to have achieved..
WEll thanks for the review ^_^

[The AntiClockClock Show 2]

9/10: subperb

That was really good and for a second there, I thought it was just going to be a another clock movie. Don't get me wrong, but clocks are really getting stale now, actually, their just plain rotten now. Rarely do I find an actual good clock movie, but this one is exceptional. I liked how you 1st off mimiced salad fingers. Which was nicely done and fitting because that's what everyone seems to be raving about. 2ndly, I thought the oxymoron anticlock clock responded to those reviews in a witty and clever way. It seemed he had every good comeback to each of the responces. I almost felt like saying burrrn or zing, but then realize I would be talking to myself. The graphics...I mean animation...was excellent and fitting. The sound was hilarious when he made that disgruntled, crackled laugh. That was the most bizzare thing I have ever heard ever. Also the inclusion of the video of all those star wars fans beating the crap out of each other with rubber or noodles was funny too. It just shows how some people can be dorks in real life, but aren't we all just a little bit too? This was entertain, for all of 6 min, to listen to rather then to watch, but I guess that is why it is a talk show.
4/5 rating: the laugh is mocking me :P
kudos,
mj

AntiClockClock responds:

Thanks for that review, I am glad to know there are some intelligent people on NG. You put true thought in your review. Thank You!