Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bunnykill]

reminiscent of combat madness

wow, that was pretty impressive.
not only is the animation fluid
and slick; the violence was top
notch and hectic. the small details
that i notice, such as blood drippings
and how the bunnies move in all
angles of directions, make this
title so great. music was fitting
and appropiate for the title, got
annoying at times, but not that
big of a deal. also, i liked the
whole boss premise, as if you
were playing a game; first the
henchmen, then the body guard,
and finally the leader. i know that
it only has bunnies because it is
called bunnykill, but it would be
great if the sequel had some more
innocent looking woodlin creatures.
maybe even an appropiate story to
fit along with it. though random,
plotless violence isnt bad either;
especially with bunnies. overall it
was visual eye candy, pumped up
with some adrennaline and
testosterone, and a side of fluffy.
professional grade quality work here.
score:
*****
kudos,

mj

[The New Years Party]

solid movie

good:
great, in the sense that it
was very unexpected. like
the qwerky sense of humor
and the audio wasnt too
shabby. the music really
fits with the animation and
explains why he was making
those incoherent noises. a
little corny, but made me
laugh overall, mainly
because of his dancing
moves.
score:
***

mj

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[Deus]

not too shabby

ok:
animation was fluid and the
visuals were pleasing. the
music was qwerky, but
fitting with a qwerky title.
i wish i could say more about
this movie, but i truely dont
know what to quite think about
it. though for what it is, i give
kudos points for bizzareness
and its own artistic flare and
simplicity.
score:
***

mj

[Sanitarium]

solid animation

really good:
the animation was great,
and i find it very stylish,
but why stick flash? it
would of been so much
better if there were
actual characters on the
screen. despite the lack
of originallity, ive got to
admitt that i have never
seen a action movie
involving zombies in a
sanitarium with dark,
noir esque look. also,
the needle injections
added a nice touch and
really stood out in the
darkness, very cool
looking effect. violence
was top notch and frentic.
just wish it was more visually
appealing and realistic if it
wasnt sticks, they're just so
unispiring and bland to look
at.
score:
***

mj

[The Performance Artist]

heh

ok:
that was midly entertaining,
but i like the concept you
brought up about these
supposedly superior artists.
visually it was good and the
voicework wasnt too shabby,
but on the monotous side.
a little remeniscent of the
old warner brother cartoons.
score:
***

mj

[Metroid Confusion: Part 2]

solid animation

really good:
great parody, and about the
only good one on metroid.
the special effects were
pretty nifty, especially
the claymation simulation
of the space pirates losing
to samus araun. though the
humor in my opinon felt a
little stale and overused,
bascially the same itteration
from the previous episode.
the voicework were good,
but not that amazing. even
for two episode series, it
was enjoyable while it lasted;
however, the fact that samus
wasnt the star of the show, but
those incompetent fools. which
were charming for thier stupidity.
i wish you made more becuase
this is as good as it gets for
flash animations based on
metroid. the quality presentation
was professional and i enjoyed
the mindless minigame you had
on the loading screen, how often
do you find a cartoon that keeps
you midly entertained while you
wait. great job overall, none the
less.
score:
***

mj

[A Breen Christmas]

lacking

meh:
though it wasnt as great as
the past half life two cristmas
spoof they had on the front
page, it was okay. mainly
because i find it more visually
appealing to the eyes if it were
a flash animation, rather then
pics and animation picked from
the game. maybe its just my taste,
but after seeing half life 2: the
nativity on this site, this kinda
pales in comparison.
score:
**

mj

[2004: Year in Review]

why?

just wasnt that appealing
to put it bluntly. more of
a slideshow, rather then
an animation. though you
did review the main events
of 2004, but was it really that
necessary to bring up that
bush won the election on
numerous of occasions.
score:
*

mj

[Der Zwerg - Woke Up]

lawn gnome again!!!

stylish:
i knew this was going to be
back, how cant people not
resist the charmable demonic
lawn gnome. i think it might
be a dwarf, but if you have
ever seen a lawn gnome, you
would know they wear that
same offit, especially the
red cap. visually it was subperb
and still retains the original style.
i find that one scene were his eye
is opening up with all of those inner
layers creepy, yet appealing.
though i felt sad that the lawn
gnome's exploits were foiled again.
wish the episode was longer and
had some more content, but it still
works none the less.
score:
****
kudos,

mj