Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Todd & Dan - Pooping]

medicore

so-so:
potty humor...
not the most creative
thing i have seen. didnt
find it amusing, but maybe
a kindergarden would.
voicework and visuals
were subpar. not the most
worthy entry on frontpage.
score:
**

mj

[Reality Lost]

hmm...

i do realize you put a lot
of work into it, but all good
animators do too, but it
could of used some more
content. despite it was a
trailer, im grading it
accordingly:
visuals were
unique and had its own
artistic flare, with a touch
of anime; very smooth and
pleasent to the eyes. though
the story does seem somewhat
intriguing; however, it seemed a
little cliche with the surreal scheme.
also the whole red eye
scheme to show evil is unoriginal.
the animation and art is very appealing,
but nothing seems new or original about
the content. thisis just first impressions,
so im not going to assume anything. cant
wait to see what is in store.
score:
***

mj

[Man Gets Broadband]

wtf

omg:
words cant describe the insanity
of it all. all i can say is that it was
an unexpected ending, something
you dont see every day. though
i was giggling uncontrollably, which
im ashmed that i did, with some of
those seens. this really made me day.
very incoherent and offbeat humor
that rivals that of david firths creations
or drumstick (authors). im still in shock
that i actually saw that. its also a
accomplishment that it was done in only
sixty seconds.
score:
****
kudos,

mj

[The Fly Who Loved Me]

perfect

subperb:
so that was the actual voice
of roger moore, the guy that
use to play james bond,
awesome! knowing that it
was him explains why the
voicework was really done
well. the animation was
silky smooth and had its own
artistic flare. very crisp and
refined look with smooth edges
;plenty of shapes and curves.
with professional grade quality,
a unique animation style, and
featuring the voice of roger
moore, i cant help but to give
this a perfect score. just in
time for the holidays too.
score:
*****
kudos,

mj

[Numa Numa Dance]

hehe

lacking:
i would of haved more fun
with this if there werent as
many out of place pop ups.
the music was good adds
to the hypnotisim.
visuals werent the best, not
in terms seeing that guys
face, but at times the quality
was rough around the edges.
this didnt really have anything
stylish, but relied on humor the
most. didnt really expect much
out f this because it wasnt a
flash, but it was mildy
entertaining at most.
score:
**

mj

[ILoveEgg-Merry Xmas~]

solid

good:
though i perfer iloveegg episodes
when there is action, but i cant
stand not to be charmed by this
one. animation is smooth as always
and the sound effects are delicously
pleasent to listen to, mostly consisting
of chirps and boops. just in time for
the holidays too.
score:
***

mj

[Tribute to Kingdom Hearts]

first time you say :d

classic:
noooo!
why did it have to end,
the animation was so silky
smooth and there was plenty
of visual eye candy. nicely
made graphics with crisp,
colorful, and pleasent to the
eye animation. music is
great and fits the mood.
i adore this, my only
complaint is its too short.
doesnt matter though,
because this is awesome!
if only more professional
quality works like this were
on newgrounds.
score:
*****
kudos,

mj

[Animash]

meh

ok:
its dissapointing when two out
of thirteen artist actually did
something besides stick figures.
there is nothing stylish about
stick figures; they are overused,
unoriginal, and the lowest form of
art. im pretty hard to impress when
it comes to stick animation. though
out of the bunch of them, master
samus had fluid animation that
gave the characters substance. also
his idea on david and goliath was
unique and bizzare. besides that,
music added a nice touch. also,
content wasnt the best, maybe i
wouldnt complain so much if there
was some visual eye candy to be
haved here, but there isnt any.
score:
**

mj

[i hate christmas]

medicore

so-so:
it was decent, visuals were
good and the audio was clear.
though the humor didnt seem
that original or new to me.
you would only love this if
you were really into the
content material of the
scrouge or grinch theme
of hating christmas. i was a
little dissapointed not to see
something happen at the end
because he was in the shed with
all those weapons. kinda of
expected him to go on a
rampage or something, but when
he caught his wife cheating...that
will suffice. i didnt think his life
could get any worse.
score:
**

mj

[Piconjo Besitzen Sie DVD]

lacking

flawed:
okay then?
very bizarre and corny.
hitler leading an army
of frogs, out of place
facial expressions,
overused violence
without a cause...just
lacks any real appeal
and substance. doesnt
really do justice for
pico. this is really over
hyped, unoriginal,
and stale. the visuals
were good at times,
but seeing the bug eyed
look on the nemesis of
the story just made me
cringe. also...frogs...come
on! just try to make the
content material better
the this horrible stuff,
not very worthy of front
page material.
score:
**

mj