Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Menya zovut Shnur]

visual eye candy

subperb:
if i only stood russian, but the
movies point gets across...
anyway...
music was very addictive to
listen to and adds style to the
cartoon. animation was
surprisingly fluid with a
rich variety of smooth colors
and round edges. though i
wouldnt consider this a stick
movie despite appearence,
because this is on a higher
level of quality.
im very impressed by it!
score:
*****
kudos,

mj

[Kindergarten Cop 2]

ahnold!

outstanding:
that was hilarious, my god!
your impersonation of ahnold
was great! not only did you
make a cartoon on a dumb
movie, but you just made it
dumber with your sequel.
the humor was very original,
well most of it. the thing i
find very appealing is how
he acted, it is exactly like a
child. children always want
what ever the other child
has despite that they would
have the same item. when
ahnold got mad and said...
'im goin to bhake youh ahm!'
i was in tears.
god job! just optimize the
images because they looked
rough around the edges.
score:
****
kudos,

mj

[The Last Unicorn]

comedy gold

classic:
it went from the last unicorn to
monkeys ruling the world...dear
god! this is by far the most bizzare,
yet oddly addicting title i have seen
ever. a true treat for newgrounds
indeed. i was sooo much in pain when
the monkey launched itself at the ufo,
just for the trying to attached a horn
to its head. also, what kind of security
system is it when it tells you where the
monkey is, when it is already to late.
you are a true comic genious. i would
love to see more odd works from you
because newgrounds is getting stale
in the humor department. who cares
about unoriginal foamy or overrated
claveman, this title kicks thier asses.
visuals were unique and surprisingly
not that bad, they werent good, but
added to its own originality and
comedy. this is sooo going in my fav
list.
score:
*****
kudos,

mj

TypeQueen responds:

Thanks for the great review- glad you liked it!
:-)

[HarryPotter:VodkaFountain]

solid

good:
that was interesting to say the
least. though if only i would get
the inside jokes, despite that, it
was pretty entertaining. it would
of been better if it made sense
and was more of an actual harry
potter spoof. had a nice quality
presentation with clean and sharp
visuals. voicework was good and the
music added a nice touch overall.
liked that old school music playing
when mr. t showed up.
score:
***

mj

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

not too shabby

okay:
hmm, bizzare as ever, though i
dont know if i find it that appealing
anymore. the series isnt getting stale,
but it doesnt seem to surpass, what in
my opinion is, the second episode. i
think im starting to get used to it and
doesnt seem to retain its magic
anymore. this could just be me
and im sure most would disagree
with me. this wasnt a bad entry, actually
it was interesting. it seemed hubert
cumberdale has an infactuation with
salad fingers and was jealous that he
met that one girl. though there was still
a lot of inexplainable happenings, but
i thinks its just that salad fingers has
mental issues. visuals are as great as
ever and have its own sense of art style
that most people are trying to copy.
voicework is subperb and the sounds
were creepy and disturbing as ever.
a little on the short side, but can easily
be overlooked.
score:
***

mj

[Moochoo & Bottlerocket]

booyah!

very good:
voicework is unique and enjoyable.
visuals were clean and sharp.
very weird and incoherent sense of
humor, which was charming and
entertaining. though it would of been
nice to have a little bit more insight
into those two characters, but no
matter. i think bottlerocket was
eyeing the pancakes instead.
score:
****
kudos,

mj

[Red Diamond Dragon Club]

not too shabby

okay:
it may suck in the visual department,
it makes up for in humor. its so
bizzare and offbeat, yet oddly
appealing. i think the line that won
me over was...im hungry for shit...
then they did that mouth salvilating
noise. that part just got me and...
bbbbuudy...at first glance made me
wonder why it is on homepage, but
i see why. not the best there is, but
entertaining. the voicework was
really unique and added it to its
sense of humor. probably clean up
the graphics and it will be perfect.
though i have no clue what is going
on?
score:
***

mj

[Todd & Dan - Dating Shows]

sigh

bad:
two casual guys that talk about what
is on their minds. first time i saw todd
and dan, i kinda liked it, but know it
just seems old. doesnt seems to
improve upon the last one and this
wasnt that enjoyable. maybe its just
me, but if your looking for something
typical and nothing ground breaking,
then look no further. only for hard core
todd and dna fans...if there are any.
score:
*

mj