Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The AntiClockClock Show 2]

9/10: subperb

That was really good and for a second there, I thought it was just going to be a another clock movie. Don't get me wrong, but clocks are really getting stale now, actually, their just plain rotten now. Rarely do I find an actual good clock movie, but this one is exceptional. I liked how you 1st off mimiced salad fingers. Which was nicely done and fitting because that's what everyone seems to be raving about. 2ndly, I thought the oxymoron anticlock clock responded to those reviews in a witty and clever way. It seemed he had every good comeback to each of the responces. I almost felt like saying burrrn or zing, but then realize I would be talking to myself. The graphics...I mean animation...was excellent and fitting. The sound was hilarious when he made that disgruntled, crackled laugh. That was the most bizzare thing I have ever heard ever. Also the inclusion of the video of all those star wars fans beating the crap out of each other with rubber or noodles was funny too. It just shows how some people can be dorks in real life, but aren't we all just a little bit too? This was entertain, for all of 6 min, to listen to rather then to watch, but I guess that is why it is a talk show.
4/5 rating: the laugh is mocking me :P
kudos,
mj

AntiClockClock responds:

Thanks for that review, I am glad to know there are some intelligent people on NG. You put true thought in your review. Thank You!

[Pico's Unloaded]

10/10: perfection incarnate

It's unfair! I wish I had that much talent in my animations! I gotta say, this is the best cartoon based on newgrounds favourite character, pico, since The Perfect Murder!!! It is so breathtaking to watch every delicouso, scrumpousity, amaztasicanly, moment of it. Sorry for making up words, but there seems to be no words to describe how awe strucken it is. The fight scene during the rain was just spectacular because the reflections are so acurately done. I can praise about this forever, but I'll keep it short.
5/5 r
fav list
ps: I know this sounds like a dumb question, but I'm giving it a try, are you really 80 years old. Forgive me for my stupidity!
jk :P
kudos,
mj

MindChamber responds:

no, yes, I was built by the soviets before the cold War.. :)

[The Detective vs Po]

10/10: perfection incarnate

Short, but sweet! It was so appealing that I had to add it to my fav list, it was visual eye candy! Please respond or email me on the subject of how you animated it, it was so fluid and smooth. Did you draw it frame by frame or is there some trick because my series that I'm doing is in need for some help. It isn't horrible, but could use some sprucing up from a veteran animator. I would really apprecaite it, thanks!
5/5 r
my fav
kudos,
mj

DifferentName responds:

Thanks. Glad you liked it so much. Already talked to you in IMs, but for anyone else that's wondering, it's a combination of things. Some parts are more tweening, some parts are more frame by frame, and a lot of it is kind of a mix of both. I was trying to learn how to make animating easier and faster, and i think it was harder learning it than it would have been to just do frame by frame, but maybe i'll have a better idea now of when to use that sort of technique.

[Halo vs. Exo Squad 1 on 1]

7/10: good

I think the only reason I like this movie was because it reminded me of taking 2 different brands of toys and having them riduculsy fight each other...when I was like 7...geesh...it's not like I still do it now...or do I?
jk
3/5 r
Wish that it would of been longer and didn't end so abruptly.
mj

neonfox3 responds:

if my movie's emding sucks its usualy because my friend comes over and rushes me. GRRRRR! i hate that. thats means its points off of my NG score

[Could u?]

7/10: good

I liked how unique the characters were by how they had marshmellow heads. The animation was sparse though and the words were more annoying then helpful (it stuck out like s a sore thumb). The point to the story was true and well taken, but suicide isn't the right thing to do. He may think that it would make life easier, but how do you think the impact would be on everyone that knew him well (family & friends). I do despise how people bully others without knowing the fatal consequences of thier actions (either to themselves like suicide or others like shootings).
3/5 r
Get's the point across.
mj

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

thnx srry about the annoying words i was gonna place them in the boader and speak them but my mic doesnt wanna work properly so it would sound really bad

[Poor Monkey 2 : Heffalump]

8/10: great!

The british voice and style of the cartoon reminded me of something that would come from teletubies, but obviously meant for older audience though. I think it was hilarious to listen to, but however the graphics and characters could of used some work. Too bad it wasn't as great visually as it was to listen to.
4/5 r
You are very clever and have a unique sense of humor, but try to make the graphics better!
kudos,
mj

ashens responds:

Ooooooh, but drawing graphics is boooooooring....

[21 O'Clock Street]

8/10: great!

I'm not into clock movies, but this one was nicely done. The animation and graphics were smooth with a nice color palette. I google over all those delicous colors! The violence and action were top notch, but humor didn't appeal to me. That's because I'm hard to impress in the humor department. The music choice fits perfectly with the animation and I found your selection of clock characters wierd or the characters themself wierd. What was up with the kermit the frog head?
Anyway it wasn't one of those badly done clock crew animations that have drug the clock crew's name and reputation through the mud. It was another nice entry in the oddly fragmented series and would like to see more from you, but try to make it on a better spoof then 21 Jump Street show that you were doing...I don't think I've ever heard of it?
4/5 r
kudos,
mj

StrangeClock responds:

Nah, 21 Jump Street was just a cheesy 80s version of, I don't know, Beverly Hills 90210, with guns. Making a violent cop show is much more fun.

The Kermit head is Pube Muppit, a character which if you haven't heard of him yet, you'll probably hear from soon. There's always someone cranking out Pube Muppit movies like there's no tomorrow.

[The End part 1]

7/10: good

I'm a little confused...I thought he died in the car acccident or was it the jump off the building and if he did jump off the building, why? I'm I suppose to already know this or will it be explained in the sequel? Also the chalk was a symbol for what? It's obvious it has an important role in the cartoon since it was found in his hand after death and was inside his body. Did it represent how he was responsible for his own death or something bigger? This is obviously a well thought out a cartoon with emphisis on a deep story and mood. I just wish the graphics were better and if the cartoon wasn't that colorfull. Either noir or staurated colors would work best for what you are trying to go for.
4/5 r
Liked the whole 6th sense idea because he couldn't even remember that he died.
kudos,
mj

Meeko responds:

It ALL will be explained in the sequel. He died from the fall at the end of the movie. The guys in the carcrash were the drug dealers. The chalk was the symbol that he took his own life. He never knew he killed himself, never knew he took drugs and never knew his girlfriend wanted him back. But the other spirits take him back in time to where he does eventually jump off the edge. Of course, we still don't know why. But you will, in Part 2. I'm glad you enjoyed the story line. It DID take a while to come up with. And yes, it is very confusing but you will find out what happens next.

[A Grave in the Desert]

9/10 viewing: suberp

Don't listen to some people's dumb coments that don't have any justification. The cartoon did seem to be a little to fast for the music, but the music was perfectly chosen for this to fit in with the mood of the story. It was awesome in all aspects including originality, violence, graphics, and animation. I was most impressed with the scene were there was a reflection of the castle in the desert in the woman's eye. It had it's moments of ooh and awe. It's a very moody and serious short that obviously a must see. I just wish that it won't be overlooked and will get some attention on the hompage coupled with a few awards and probably a spot on top 50. Trust me, it's that good.
5/5 r: very deservent of it
kudos,
mj

Lady-Entropy responds:

WOW! Thanks man! What a sweet thing to say! :))))))

Hey, I hope all that stuff too. But, we'll see. I'm so glad you enjoyed it---feel free to keep a lookout for a little thing called FUGUE 2 that will be coming out in 2005. Hopefully it'll have less mistakes in it. heh.