Michelangelo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NI`N JA]

not too shabby

Nice choice of music.
Animation was great, but visuals could of been better. Did like the special effects, very neat.
Liked the violence, top notch and bloody.
Liked the cool effect added to the voicework.
The ending seemed corny though and out of place and awkard. Meaning was that intentional or not.
Overall it was pleasent and the animation was solid. Liked how the ninja with the bo staff moved so smoothly. Just put more work into the characters looks, such as more detail then a single hole for eyes. Also optimize the characters a bit becuase they looked rough around the edges, very deservent of attention.
3/5
mj

ZyneXx responds:

Thanx a lot 4 youre response! Im glad you liked it and youre tips will come in handy.

[Cool Things 176]

god awful

Did like the apearence of:
squeeky clock
dead baby
alien
At times it was nicely animated, but other times...ugh. This really isn't new becuase incoherent, random videos have been done before and aren't pleasing, but at least it was flash.
Try to actually do something with your talent.
1/5
mj

Coffee-lock responds:

Thanks for the constructive critisism. :)
And by Squeeky clock, you mean Sqeezy, right?

[The Failures - Episode 2]

not too shabby

hmm
Anticlockclock has been in a lot of animations lately, maybe that's becuase he's popular =P
Anyway,
this wasn't that humourous, but graphics were solid and the colors are smooth.
Voicework was good and a highlight of this animation.
Though this isn't too much original in concept or design. For one thing, this seems to similair to tommorrow's nobodies. Both have a dave that seems to be a punk. Also the intro where they assemble themselves together is the same, but done in a different way. It's not like I'm saying that this isn't original at all, but just the similairities are uncanny between the two. Though this is only two examples and it's not like that it means you totally copied them, but it's obvious that you took a few hints from them.
This could of used a little more work because it lacks the polished quality or charm of that of tommorrow's nobodies. Sorry for constantly refering to that series, but both of you guys are basically in the same genre. Though I would easily prefer to watch that over this.
3/5
I'm kinda being generous here in my score, but this does have potential in it that needs to be discovered. Also, it wasn't that bad at all, but not the best.
mj

AntiClockClock responds:

I just have alot of animations because I work my butt off. I don't think I am popular at all though! But yes I know 1 character seems like he should be part of the TN cast but honestly the 2 guys are based on my real personality in a way. Lots of the TN similarities are coincidences. Its weird.

[BLUE FROG]

meh

Don't Blink V2+ was better. The reason I say this is becuase I just recently watched it in the flash portal today and I had high hope for this one. Animation adn graphics were great as ever, but wtf?! As to why the content in the cartoon was horrible and the fact that it was very long and stretched out to give some longevity, when really nothing happened to make it last that long. Is there a secret meaning behind it's incoherentcy? I could really care less if there was one and doubt if there is.
It has godzilla in it....
ugh...
2/5
Too bad the visuals couldn't hide the fact of it being horrible.
mj

DANNYESLOCO responds:

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[HiVEN trailer]

booyah!

Despite people's complaints of it being a trailer and not a flash cartoon is dissapointing. Though to review a trailer you have to lower your standards because it won't be as great as the final version. It was short, but the author chose it to be that way. It would of been nice if it were more like fallen angel, but whatever.
Music fits with the mood perfectly.
Graphics were almost perfect, but the animation wit his feet walking could have been better.
Style was very unique in visuals, but that's about it. There isn't that much happening here to make the story seem intriguing, but al least it looks good. Very clever use of shadow and light, also the refelection of the monster in the man's eye was very cool too.
Violence was sparse and consisted of a blood spray.
4/5
For a trailer it made me interested into what it was all about and for a trailer, that's what they are suppose to do. Though it was short, I think it was done intentionally to not reviel too much of the plot, so I understand.
kudos,
mj

Vermillion2 responds:

Yeah, I totally agree with u, that maybe I should have made the trailer a bit longer, thanx for the comment, I hope you will hang around till the first episode

[Pest-B-Gone]

=)

It was charming and somewhat funny.
Bizarre, but pretty good for someone who did it at 4:oo clock in the morning.
Domo-kuns...where have I seen those things before? They look familair or maybe I'm getting cunfused with chicken mcnuggets as McDonald's. Those things are disgusting, also they can bounce.
3/5
A bizzare fact: the cartoon version of the mcd food product has beaks and chicken legs coming out of it. Is it me or does that sound disturbing. Chicken mcnuggets are made from left over scrapings from a chicken package into a outer meat package, so...can you imagine a kid about to eat a chicken mcnugget and it has left over chicken parts hanging off it?
eww
mj

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Actually chicken nuggets aren't made from chicken at all. They are made from human fingers.

"look it up"

[Tomb Raider - Iris (ep:1)]

=(

Meh:
Needs to be better.
It's refreshing to see a series done with lara croft, but...this isn't really at full potnetial here. Like what has already been said before, the use of looping imported gifs didn't look great.
Obviosuly a alot of work was put into them, but seemed out of place in this flash.
Music score was great to listen to and fits with what you are doing.
The whole concept of those robots looked horrible and seemed like not a lot of thought was put into them. Story was great though, but seemed to much like the terminator.
2/5
mj

FlashFactoryMaster responds:

In first i want to tell , you are totally wrong sayng im used imported gifts , i worked hart to do the designs , and u say that , so , i'm not happy for this ,

If you dont like , its ok , but don't lie just to make my animation worst than my work on it

im not a proffessional , i'm studing hard , i'm improoving every animation

[Owl Gore 2]

5/10: meh

Nothing much happened.
Nice stlye you have working there though.
Music was perfect to set the mood.
Violence was minimal though.
Didn't make any sense what so ever, but that's why I guess I have to watch the original, but this title doesn't really give an incentive to though.
2/5
It was ok, but didn't really captured my interest. Pico sums it up the best: nothing too new or original.
mj

Boojamon responds:

Nothing much happened?

Nothing MUCH HAPPENED?

OH MY GOSH!

And if you didn't think this made much sense, I don't suggest going to look at the first owl gore.

How dumb can you be? Nothing much happened my arse...

[R_A_G_E]

5/10: meh

The essence of rage was perfectly captured.
Graphics weren't that great and felt like an eye sore.
Music was fitting.
The random incoherentcy got annoying and felt out of place, but understand what you were going for.
Really deep, takes at least a couple of times of watching to understand.
2/5
mj

Xenosteel responds:

I appreciate the decent review, you're right about the eye sore and all.. But the thing that covers for most of that is the impact the movie delivers

thanks for the review :)

[Phantasmagoria]

3/10: ugly

In order of appearence and the 1st thought that popped into mind...
-looks nice, but wait...
ugh
-awful
-meh
-zoloft colck!
smooth animation
break dancing?!
-atrocious
-wtf
-ok
-*yawn*
-very dark
awesome
-unique
clever animation
noir :P
-*sigh*
Too bad it was more bad then good. Most of them weren't unqiue as some of the clever titles on here and most had horrible visuals.
Also since this cartoon was perfectly on scale with the rating, the 3 quality cartoons make up those 3 scores out of possible 10.
2/5
Would of been lower if not were those 3 awesome shorts in it.
mj

SeizureDog responds:

Interesting way to review it. I like it :)

Well, sorry that you didn't like most of them. But hey, at least mine was one of the "awesome" ones! ;)