Michelangelo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Youdasperm]

not too shabby

not that bad of a game.
the concept wasnt that
entirely original,
especially since there
are five other games
just like this one;
however, there were
new obstacles such as
tampons and floating
condoms throw into the
mix...wtf? also, the visuals
were crisp, sharp, and smooth.
the controls handled smoothly
and the game itself was midly
entertaining.
score: ***
MJ

[Traffic Control 2]

medicore

the game was indeed
not that challenging.
though i bet it would
of in the latter portion;
however, the time it
takes to get there
seems exceedingly
slow paced and makes
the player lose intrest
into continuing it. the
gameplay was creative
and original, though more
of monotonous and repetitive.
the graphics werent that
impressive and simplistic,
but did become obnoxious
to look at with the vibrant colors.
music was decent too. i think
it would of been better if the
speed of the game was faster
and more obstacles and mechanics
were added to the formulaic design.
score: **
MJ

[The Adventures of BlobBob]

medicore

not that bad of a
game. it was simple
platformer that wasnt
that creative of an idea
or groundbreaking for
the genre. the levels
did become repitious
and the overall difficulty
was overkill on easy...well,
for me at least. the visuals
had a nice touch to them,
that werent too shabby, but
nothing spectacular either.
music was subpar and
monotonous, but thank
god you can turn it off.
though, a nice feature
of the game was the
ability to load and save
your spot...which does
get kudos points for
interactivity. overall,
i would say it wasnt
horrible, but nothing
too new or interesting
either.
score: **
Mj

[Grave 2]

awful

the visuals are really
atrocious and the game
lacks originality, creativity,
and more importanly any
entertainment. you truely
do need a good artists that
is willing work with you and
work on coming up with some
better ideas and groundbreaking
design. otherwise this isnt front
page material and isnt one of
the better flash fps on this
site. this truely needs some
improvement. also, it needs
some music and better sfx
effects. it was not only bland,
dull, boring, monotonous to
look at; but also to play and
listen to.
score: *
Mj

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[Motherload]

so0o much to do

wow, the gameplay
lasts forever and the
concept is original,
fun, and neat. the
graphics were simple,
but not too shabby.
the presentation of
the game was
proffesional and more
importanly entertaining.
score: ****
kudos,
Mj

[Kitten Cannon!]

517 ft.

not that it wasnt that
hard to shoot the kitty
at the fastest speed
possible, it just depended
on the outcome of where
the randomly generated
traps are. the violence
was top notch and the
sfx effects appealing.
like the assortment of
boobytraps there were,
but more would of been
nice. plus, there isnt much
here to keep you entertain
for more then a couple of min.
though what couple of min. those
were...however, this idea wasnt
that original, and doesnt seem
to top the yeti games infamously
know for its clubbing of seals;
nice try regardlessly.
score: **
nothing too new
or interesting.
Mj

[TheAdventuresOfGuy:RPG]

lacking

the game lags way too
much. i have a really
fast dsl connection and
a barely year old cartoon.
i thought maybe it was me,
but it seems to be a problem
for others too, so im not alone.
though even if the game didnt
lag, the game itself didnt look
that promising. the visuals were
crappy and the concept not that
entirely creative or original.
though even if it is a simple
game, it could be better if
it was fun...and i couldnt tell
that without having the game
even somewhat playable;
however, i doubt it will be,
but ill give it the benefit of
the doubt.
score: **
Mj

[Snow Fight 3.0]

solid game

though being a complete
copy of snowcraft, it does
add a couple new enhancements
such as better visuals and
graphics for once, and
challenging gameplay.
not only do you begin
the game with three
characters, your stuck with
them all the way through.
unlike snowcraft were you
have three for every level.
also, the controling seems
a lot faster and smoother then
snowcraft, and enemies and
yourself have more hit points
then three...which is a great
improvement. despite the lack
of originality, the game is an
improvement upon the original
snowcraft in every aspect.
score: ***
Mj

[Pico's Cousin 2]

not too shabby

very true to its source
material, though that
doesnt mean the graphics
cant be improved. i do
realize that the original
pico wasnt that amazing
in visual details, but i think
the game would of been better
if poxpower had more his artwork
put into the design, might of been
harder, but more worth it in the
end result. as a game though, it
was simple and midly entertaining,
but brings up nostalgic feelings of
playing the pico games. so as a
pico-esque game it was awesome,
but not quite to par with other flash
games of it kind.
score: ***
Mj

[Peeps in Outer Space!]

lacking

just wasnt that original
or more importanly not
that entertaining. like
the crisp and cute visuals,
and its all fun in the theme
of easter, but its more of a
gimmick than a real game.
score: **
Mj